Totally Embarassing

I have so many...one I think was pretty embarrassing was during my high school graduation..I had to make a speech and was nervous..I was drinking cola all morning because it felt like I just couldn't get enough to drink...as soon as I got to the podium and opened my mouth to speak, I let out the biggest loudest most nastiest burp ever...everyone sat not knowing whether to laugh or just sit quiet...I went ahead with the speech and got a standing ovation...