Wine, coffe baths passe, time for noodle bath

Well it could just work because everyone knows that what you put onto your skin is absorbed. That's why a lot of people don't use commmercial shop bought beauty products. They'd prefer their own natural homemade products made from ingredients found in the fridge. I wonder what type of noodles one would soak in. Would it be noodle soup or just plain noodles? I think it would feel very very strange, like worms wrapping themselves around your body! Still, I would prefer a chocolate bath or a milk bath. Mmm, chocolate...