Who Wears The Pants

United States
October 25, 2006 8:27pm CST
A young newlywed couples were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big burly man tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right," said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family." With that she flipped him her panties and said "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Heck," he said. "I can't get into your panties!" She replied, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your attitude changes."
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@Cortney (3982)
• United States
26 Oct 06
hahaha... i like this one
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• United States
26 Oct 06
lol thanks for your response =)
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• United States
26 Oct 06
that is funny
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• United States
26 Oct 06
thanks for your response=)
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@saphire539 (1641)
• United States
26 Oct 06
ROTFLMAO oh that is a good one.I bet he changed his tune really fast.
• United States
26 Oct 06
lol thanks for your response=)
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@sbeauty (5870)
• United States
27 Oct 06
I like it a lot. The men may wear the pants, but it's up to the women to decide when they can drop them.
• United States
27 Oct 06
HAHA best post might be going to you!!!!
@sbeauty (5870)
• United States
27 Oct 06
Thank you for your kind words!
@chebel82 (417)
• United States
27 Oct 06
thanks for the tip i'm gonna have to print this one out LOL
• United States
27 Oct 06
LOL Thanks for your response =)
@tamm820 (464)
• United States
27 Oct 06
That is absolutely hilarious! I love it. I even made my husband come read it. ha ha.
• United States
27 Oct 06
Glad you liked it