The Worst Things My Child Has Done

Sound like they need a paddling.. Hehe..

Oh, I feel for you. Mine are 8+, 2+ and 5 mos. When I am sitting down nursing is when the most 'magic' happens - LOL. I've lost almost 4 bottles of baby shampoo in three months, the dogs have been painted. Every flat, rounded or beveled surface has red sharpie marks on it (still can't find the marker but the marks keep appearing!), countless makeup sessions with ketchup, a whole bottle of baby powder under the baby's crib ( I know, don't breathe - yeah, how did I vacuum that one huh?), ferrets have been febreezed (so much for animal testing... sorry folks), a whole can of powder baby formula on the rug (again, how did I clean up that one? Easy, the german shepherd evidently likes formula and ketchup). I too am not a negligent parent, BUT, I do have to leave to take the dogs out, put the baby down, run the laundry, get the mail. Opprtonistic little buggers aren't they! Glad you're son is ok. Mine got stuck on top of his crib and it was one of those days that I was convinced to 'let him cry it out!'. OOOOPS!

your children seems tohave extra energy which needs to be channelized nd expelled in a constructive way by letting them play games in the yard but even if they play in the house you need to take some safety measures. cabinets/ dressers need to be fixed in such a way that they dont topple over,no heavy objects kept on cabinets,toys should be specifically recommended as per age group

ya'll that is NOTHING! I too am a responcible parent but this happened when they were supposed to be napping, and I was in the shower. I lived out on a militery base in a tri-level home. My children who are now 5 and 6 were at the time 4 and 5. I had gotten in the shower and the next thing I know I am drying off and I hear my younger one laughing and the older one is crying knocking on the FRONT DOOR! My oldest child had used the cord from his mini blind and shimied out the window and onto the trash can out side!! I put new locks on all the windows and made sure to remove the mini blinds. Another thing that happened at that house, I had a closet that had two mirrored doors on it and they desided to watch themselves kicking the air one day and missed and shattered both doors. I got them out of it really quick and then cleaned it up. I had my kids really close together and when the second one was born the older one had gotten out of his crib one morning and desided to take EVERYTHING out of the fridge and put it ALL OVER my living room. I had eggs, yogurt, ketchup, mustard, mayo, flour, bbq sauce, and milk, in the recliner all ove the floor and on the windows where he had tried to finger paint them. All in a matter of about 15 minutes. There have been several dressers knocked over, t.v.s dropped on the floor and closet doors ripped off. I have had two little monkey jumping on the bed and one pushed the other one off and he bumped his head. Shampoo conditioner? what are those? I couldn't even keep a bottle long enough to use it more than once. I tried putting them up but as I said before they are monkeys and can climb up to get them. Be patient it does get better. I have the two and they are both boys, so beieve me I have seen the worst of the worst, and now that they are a bit older and are not seeing their dad, they are doing much better. I think that was their problem. "Anyway, have no fear god will step in eventually" My mom used to tell me that, I didn't believe her. But through time and effort it got better. Don't know if God had a hand in it or not., lol Thank you for the interresting topic, it is nice to know that my kids are not the only ones who have ever done any of these horrible things..