An old man and his wife........

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An old man and his old wife were at a restaurant. After the old man received his food, he carefully cut his portion in half, and poured exactly half the drink into another cup, then gave these to his wife. Their waitress noticed that the old lady was not eating her half and said, "That's so sweet that you share a meal, but why aren't you eating?" The old lady said, "Because I'm waiting for the teeth!"