Principles of Army ----So Funny
By love923yr
@love923yr (195)
China
August 3, 2007 7:40pm CST
1. Yor are not a superman.
2. If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.
3. Don't look conspicuous -- it draws fire. (This is why aircraft carriers are called "Bomb Mag nets".)
4. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
5. Never forget that the lowest bidder made your weapon.
6. If you attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
7. Noplan survives the first contact intact.
8. All five-second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds.
9. Try to look unimportant because bad guys may be low on ammo.
10. The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.
11. The important things are always simple.
12. The simple things are always hard.
13. The easy way is always mined.
14. If you are short of everything except enemy, you are in combat.
15. Incoming fire has the right of way.
16. If the enemy is in range, SO ARE YOU!
17. Body count maths: two guerillas plus two cats=37 enemies killed in action.
18. Things that must be together to work usually can't be shipped together.
19. Radio's will fail as soon as you need fire support desperately.
20. Anything you do can get you shot --including doing nothing.
21. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
22. Professional soldiers are predictable but the world is full of amateurs.
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