Broken Toilet Seat=Disaster!!!

Toilet Seat {Clam} - This is a toilet seat.
United States
August 6, 2007 10:28pm CST
Ok my kids broke the toilet seat{dont know how} So now when you have to go you have to put the seat back on LOL! Well I went to do my buisness, no sooner than I sit down Im on the Floor!!! I fell of the toilet, toilet seat under my butt!!! I was on the floor like OMG Did I just fall off the toilet?? LOL So I get up Put the seat back on and do my thing. I couldnt stop laughing!! Oh Man I fell Off the toilet!!! LOL LOL!!! Has anything like this happened to you?? ~ HAHAHA LOL Im looking through pics of toilet seats and my 5 yr old goes "Mom what are those? Clams??" LOL Got to love him!!!
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@Katlady2 (9925)
• United States
9 Aug 07
OMG! Clams? ROFL! That is too cute. But you have to admit, they do kinda look like clams with their "mouths" open. Oh lordy, I'm never going to look at the toilet seat the same way again! I've had it happen where the seat wasn't quite broken off, but it was really loose. So whenever someone would go to sit down on it, it would twist sideways. Made for a pretty good laugh when company would come over and one of us would forget to warn them about it. (I swear I didn't do it on purpose...although if you ask your mom, she'll probably tell you I'm fibbing BIG time! LOL)
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@Feona1962 (7529)
• United States
9 Aug 07
Yes, she is fibbing big time..lol..she learned it from me, or did I learn it from her? It is 630am and I am still up so I don't really know anything about anything right now...how about you?...lol..
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• United States
9 Aug 07
LOL ours was like that. Its very funny to here your company go "Holy S***" as there surfing on the seat!!! Got to love it!
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@Feona1962 (7529)
• United States
10 Aug 07
Now that I know, I will be going pee before I leave home and God forbid I have to poop..lol.. I hope my clam toilet doesn't suck me in...lol
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• United States
7 Aug 07
My toilet moves to the side when you sit on it for some reason. The toilet is an odd size so we can't seem to find the proper seat. If you need an easy replacement, I know walmart (yes, evil walmart) has plain wood ones for under 5 bucks. I believe its like 4.25.
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• United States
7 Aug 07
LOL evil walmart!! I love walmart!! I do alot of shopping there and there prices are great. My seat did that side to side thing to. Felt like I was Surfing!! LOL
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• United States
7 Aug 07
haha yes, it gets annoying fast.
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• Canada
4 Sep 07
Toilet Seat - a black toilet seat
Hi copperkitten! They look like clams hehehe that's a good one! Never noticed until I read that. That would be such a pain in the butt having to slip and slide everywhere, plus be paranoid that your going to fall off! Walmart is a GREAT store and I would highly suggest going to them to get a new one.
• United States
4 Sep 07
LOL..I went to Lowes and got a wooden seat for 15$. Not to bad I guess. Walmart didnt have any I liked.
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• Canada
5 Sep 07
Atleast you found one somewhere for a decent price and now the problem can be fixed lol. No more surfing or being paranoid of falling off again hehe!
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@3lilangels (4639)
• United States
5 Sep 07
that is too funny,i never though of a toilet seat looking like a clam,but you are so right,so funny i told my mom this she was laughing so hard she almost peed in her pants.thanks i needed this laugh.and yes i have fell off of one before and it was in one of my clients houses and their toilet was so old and it was hanging off almost,but hey when you have to go,you gotta do what you have to do,so i started to go and was being so careful about it and boom there i went,i was laughing so hard that i couldnt get back up,it was like one of those commercials im'fallen and i get get up.lol well i did get up and i finished doing what i had to do,came out of the bathroom and my client asked me if i was ok and i said yea,she said i wanted to tell you becareful with the toilet before you went in there,and i was saying to myself well that lady should of told me this before i done what i did.oh well,we laughed about it.take care.pattie
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• United States
5 Sep 07
LOL...Thats how I felt!!!! Ive fallen and I cant get up!! LOL Hope your mom didnt pee her pants to bad!! LOL
@Feona1962 (7529)
• United States
7 Aug 07
LOL...Clams..How funny..lol...They do look like clams...lol...If you were in an outhouse and there was snow on the ground you could have used the toilet seat for a sled...lol..What a story..What did the boys say? You better get to the toilet store and get a new one...
• United States
7 Aug 07
LOL I think my butt would have been really cold!!!!
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@Lili0330 (12)
• China
7 Aug 07
I've just remembered when I was a child i broke the toilet seat.And my dad beat me.