LAUGH RALLY

A teacher was instruct her students on the power of thinking. She placed an orange in a paper bag and said....I have a fruit in this bag that is round and sweet tasting what is it? Little girl in the first row....it's an apple. Teacher....no, but that proves you're thinking. Then puts a plum in the bag and asks same question saying that it was small, round and sometimes sour....little girl in the middle of the room...its lemon. Same reply...no, but that proves you're thinking. She goes thru a few more. Then suddenly in the back of the room little Johnny stands up and with his hands in his pockets says.... Teacher I have something in my pocket that is long, hard and soft on the end...what is it? The teacher was shocked. She told him to stay after school and they would go to the principal's office. Little Johnny snickered as he sat down. Your're wrong teacher, it's a pencil but I know what you're thinking.

It was really a good joke keep it up.