Wentworth Miller

so am i gorgeous but sadly im taken and straight. so where does that leave us? 9,000 mile apart and right back at the start of the conversation! the truth of this story is that wentworth miller had a crush on his neighbour who looked like a wombat. now wentworth is into marsupials rather than men and is awaiting a reply from the deed poll people so that he can change his name from wentworth to windy. this will enable him to marry his beloved wombat with the tight hole (in the ground) without everybody trying to take piccies!!