What's One of The Dumbest Things YOU Have Said?

@pyewacket (43903)
United States
October 7, 2007 12:58am CST
Okay here is another dumb things discussion..this time I like to hear something dumb you may have said... Here's mine. I related this story elsewhere but want to go into more detail. Years and years ago, there was this woman, Olga who took care of the library garden that is near me. Next to the Botanical Gardens I swear this had to be one of the most beautiful gardens around. Olga took care of that garden with a lot of love and you could tell by how beautiful it was. She wasn't by any means a youngster but in her seventies, but looked so much younger. Anyway, I used to love taking my camera with me and photographing the flowers and one day she saw me, and asked if I was interested in actually coming inside the garden as it was all fenced so no one could come in and ruin the garden...I said sure, as I was just dying to take up some really good close up shots. She said she would pay me for my trouble, but she wanted copies of some of the photos. So I went into the garden and clicked away. Once I got the slides back (this is way before the digital age of photography)--I bumped into her in the garden and she decided to take a break and invited me to come up to her apartment which was right next to the library. So now we're in her apartment, and she's looking at the photos, and we're chit chatting..Then I spy a copy of the inspirational magazine, Daily Word, but it was the spanish edition, named Palabra Diaria. Her roomie was spanish speaking and loved the magazine...So I'm kind of showing off with my memory of my high school Spanish, and say, "Oh I see your roomie reads Palabra Diaria". I wondered why she was looking at me oddly, and she didn't say anything to me, but just nodded her head yes. It wasn't until I was leaving and in the elevator that I laughed out loud big time and I caught my mistake. Now Diaria, is pronounced Dee - ar - ree- ah, but that isn't exactly how I said it...I had pronounced it like diarrhea!! No wonder she gave me a weird look! Okay fess up time..have you said something stupid, dumb, twisted words, or whatever??
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• United States
7 Oct 07
Okay I posted a response a couple hours ago. I don't know if it didn't post or was removed. So I am psting it again. I can't think of anything recent. However when I was a teenager living with my fmily in Augusta Ga. We were viting family in another state. On evening we were get ready to play a little poker. I said "I'm sitting here." Th thing is I added an extra letter to "sit" wanna guess what the letter was? I was really embarressed. My family laughed it off. Any other time I would have been in trouble.
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@pyewacket (43903)
• United States
7 Oct 07
That's hysterical...uh. let me guess the extra letter was "h"??? LOL
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• United States
7 Oct 07
Yep is sure was!
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• United States
7 Oct 07
LMAO! That reminds me of when I was in 2nd or 3rd grade I think and I was practicing my spelling words with my mom. The word I was suppose to be spelling was shirt - I accidentally left out the 'r' and my mom yelled at me for it! Like I really was doing that on purpose! Of course she quickly realized that though :)
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@thiagoh87 (177)
• Brazil
7 Oct 07
The thing more idiotic than I spoke I was that the film The Simpsons The Movie would be a nastiness. I said this because lately the episodes of the series have been horrible in accordance with the first episodes of the cartoon. The principle, I believed that the film would be a nastiness, but later that I have saw it, I moved of idea and saw that simpson the film was one of the best films that already had made, is very funny and it has unknown jokes and histories. I only wait that the episodes daqui for front are good how much to the film, because if it to continue as it is the episodes of the last seasons, I will be obliged to stop to attend this illustrious and wonderful adult cartoon.
@pyewacket (43903)
• United States
8 Oct 07
Well since I've never watched the Simpsons I couldn't really tell the difference
• United States
7 Oct 07
That's funny Pye! Oh man! You want me to pin point ONE thing stupid thing I've said?!? That's just too hard LOL. I can be a real George Bush sometimes. Of course a lot of times I'm doing it on purpose too. Well the only thing that comes to mind right now I asked my hubby about a while ago but have been reminded of it recently cause he's been watching a lot of college football. If you've ever seen a football game within the last several years you'll notice they put lines down the field to mark where the 10 yards they need to clear starts and ends. One day I asked my hubby how it was done - think it was lasers or something. He thought it was funny and told me that the announcers but those on the screen for people watching on TV that they're not actually on the field. Of course that makes a lot more sense than what I was thinking cause you couldn't exactly see where those lines were coming from LOL.
@AmbiePam (86018)
• United States
7 Oct 07
Well, I made a pretty stupid mistake. I just simply wasn't thinking. About a year and a half ago when I was working in a children's mental hospital, I was getting to know all the staff, and I liked one lady in particular. She was short, and always on the move. She looked older than 67, but acted way younger. One of the other ladies was telling her she really needed to buy this house, and the older lady I liked said no, I don't need that. The other lady replied, you can pay it off 20 years. And then I said, "She probably won't be around in 20 years." I kid you not. That is what I said. I don't know why, because it was rude, and heck, she might live to be 90! Anyway, the two ladies just went on like I didn't say anything weird, and I said something that kind of covered the awkwardness, but still, I was just a knucklehead.
@worldwise1 (14885)
• United States
7 Oct 07
Well, I can think of quite a few dumb things I've said over the years, pyewacket, but there is one that comes to mind. I was very young at the time and about to give birth to my first child. I was exhausted from a very long labor, and honestly felt like just giving up. At the appointed time my doctor swept into the delivery room and said, "I see --------, we are about to have a baby!" I gave him a lowering look and replied, "But I don't want to have a baby!" He laughed at this and said, "Well, I'm afraid it's a little too late to back out now." Everything went very fast after that, and I was so happy to just get it over with, lol.
@pyewacket (43903)
• United States
8 Oct 07
LOL---that was kind of a wacky thing for your doctor to say....that was just as funny as what you said...hehee