This Just In, Hormel Employs Covert Perverts

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I came across this package in the meat & cheese section of my local Luckys while shopping for my Mom. It took me a few moments to realize why it had stopped me in my tracks. In case it hasn't hit you yet, check the crackers and think about male anatomy. The kind you don't normally see when a guy is wearing pants. That display has now been in the meet & cheese section for five weeks. Someone at Hormel was getting a bit punchy, working too many long hours. The smile on the pumpkin is the best. I would grin link that too if I was packing a roll of crackers that was, "Great for a party of 8!"