Would you give your child away over the internet?

@xboxboy (5576)
November 19, 2007 6:32pm CST
i told my mom that i had accepted a marriage proposal over the internet and she is willing to pay the flight to get rid of me!! NOW! i thought the offer of marriage was funny but my mom says the sooner the better as that is one less mouth to feed at xmas! Okay, there was the unfortunate burning of the shed incident when she went to visit gran with dad. accidents happen!! And there was the lose of a wheel in the three month old car when mom and dad stayed over night at the Jack Johnson concert. but three wheeled cars are coming back in fashion!! and a people carrier looks great on three wheels! i do agree that the losing the little sister incident was a bit suvere, but we found her in the dryer! no harm done! Wouls you sell me or your children over the internet?
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@roadrat (274)
• United States
20 Nov 07
in a heartbeat, first bid. free shipping!!
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@xboxboy (5576)
20 Nov 07
i fear you may have made the right descission!
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• United States
20 Nov 07
and forget the confirmed signed receipt !
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• United States
20 Nov 07
Hmmm, well I dont have any children so I guess its just you X. And I think I would like some continual income, so instead of selling you, I think I would keep you and rent you out! Im sure I could come up with a nice list of duties you could perform, and Id give you 5% of the earnings. Hows that sound? ;o) Bay Lay Gray xx
• United States
20 Nov 07
Haha Good morning Goodie! What are you X's agent or something? Shall we negotiate?? 5 1/2%. LOL You think about it, and then Ill get back to you in the morning when I wake up. Im off to bed! Bay xx
• United States
20 Nov 07
Had a lovely sleep!! Thank you!! Well ok, how about 6% and he gets a yearly bonus of lets say 1,000 pounds? The list would be short and simple, nothing out of sorts, Id respect him. hehe Where is the Xboy anyway? He has nothing to say about this? lol Bay xx
@babostwick (2036)
• United States
20 Nov 07
I highly doubt I would do such a thing. I would hope that would never happen with me. Just sounds like kind of odd but it's different. If I had kids, no I wouldn't sell them over the internet. I'd have to meet the person 1st before saying anything. That's different to say the least.
@xboxboy (5576)
20 Nov 07
i like the way you think!
@raychill (6525)
• United States
20 Nov 07
Well if you mean my cat when you say child, No. HECK NO really! I loves me my cat and I'd never get rid of him, ever! So there's no way I'd sell him whether it's the internet or not. He's beautiful and I love him.
@raychill (6525)
• United States
20 Nov 07
I'd trust my cat before I'd trust anyone else.
@xboxboy (5576)
20 Nov 07
i understand that as im guessing a cat is more dependable and a whole lot more trustworthy than me!!!!
@3lilangels (4639)
• United States
20 Nov 07
no way no how no can do,not in a million yras would i ever do such a thing,my kids are my life and way too precious for that kind of garbage.now maybe if you asked about my neighbor or something, now that i might take into consideration lol.take care hon,have a great thanksgiving.oops sorry about the caps,my cat keeps pushing those darn buttons.pattie
@xboxboy (5576)
20 Nov 07
lol! sell the neighbours kids!!! that must be everybody's dream! lol!
• Australia
20 Nov 07
Um. I have tried selling my kids over the net. ebay in fact, but I was told I would have to pay them! lol. You see, my kids are a little on the unruly side, and once the bidders realised this, the bids increased, but only because they wanted me to pay them! lol. Now who's the one spinning stories! lol.
• Australia
20 Nov 07
LOL. I'm listing my hubby! He's the one who cooks here! lol.
• Australia
21 Nov 07
I meant to say that i'm not listing him! lol. As for him having an older brother, well, he's the oldest of 5 boys already! lol.
• Italy
20 Nov 07
°__________°!! Sugoi da na. I don't want to sell anything which breath on the internet xD
@Rozie37 (15499)
• Turkmenistan
20 Nov 07
You are just too silly for words. You know good and well your mother would not sell you over the internet. She might rent you out by the hour, but she would never get what you are worth if she sold you out right. The older you get, the more mature you will be and she will be able to get far more for you. Have your mom's people call my people and we can sit down and draw up a contract for this girl you met online. Of course, I will want my 75% off the top. You do understand and appreciate my position indeed. I figure after this broad is done with you or you are all washed up, whichever comes first, we can prop you up in a clown suit in a convalesant home and allow you to entertain the locals, at least until you expire. Perharps, we can have you stuffed and mounted on the wall after that. Are you in?
• Singapore
20 Nov 07
Holy no! Is this er... for real? Was either or both you and your mum joking? I would have thought your mum assumed you were joking (and you indeed were) and she joked along, albeit with a straight face. Most parents will not sell their children under any circumstances. Most...
@azimsay (543)
• India
20 Nov 07
I will give sujetion to my children to away from the internet ,because its very good and very bad.From internet we can earn money and other side dengerous for children.
@goodsign (2287)
• Malaysia
20 Nov 07
Hi & Hello, xboxboy. I have no good reasons either to sell you or my children over the internet as you are very good and nice boy for me and my children, as well. Over the internet I will prepare and establish one website where your picture and my children well place on the home page as testimonials and you all I declared and verified as millionaires at young age as you all followed my making money online system and I started selling my e-book. Do not worry, xboxboy, all expenses incurred will be bear by me alone. And the profit sharing after deduct all the expenses cost would be for me, you and my children at 50%, 25% and 25%, respectively. With that portion of profit sharing, I think that is more than fair enough for you to start your new millionaire life and earn living on your own future life. HAPPY DAPPY.