jokes
By salimbasha
@salimbasha (491)
Nellore, India
January 19, 2008 5:35am CST
1.A man receives a phone call from his doctor.The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news.
"The man says, "OK,give me the good news first.
"The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live.
"The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news,then what's the bad news?
"The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
2.Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do.Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
3.Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.
4.A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son.How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
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4 responses
@ssh123 (31073)
• India
9 Feb 08
Dear Salimbasha,
Please read the mylot guidelines. The jokes, riddles are not appreciated by mylot admin, If I am right. Before you post one more, you better check it out. The consequence will be you may be losing some points (cents).
Needless to say I enjoyed reading the joke,
