saying goodbye to mother......

United States
February 1, 2008 10:27pm CST
lol Just got this in an email and even thou I've seen it several times, still makes me laugh and wanted to share with e1 here. Enjoy!:-) You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don't even have to like 'em! We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.' A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid b*tch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat azz downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!' The cab driver hit a parked car.
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@polachicago (19075)
• United States
2 Feb 08
It is so funny, I was laughing so badly.... This is very good joke.
• United States
2 Feb 08
Very good joke indeed. I could just imagine what was going thru that poor cabbie's head when the hubby came out and said that about 'mother'. lol
@polachicago (19075)
• United States
2 Feb 08
yes, I would crash my car too...lol
• United States
2 Feb 08
oh my god. haha. I would probably react the same way.
• United States
2 Feb 08
I would prolly hit the parked car hard enough to cause a chain reaction into any parked cars in front of it. lol
@pyewacket (44036)
• United States
2 Feb 08
OMG--I got myself into a coughing fit laughing at this...I'm copying it to send to my friends as this is priceless! Thanks ever for sharing! :)
• United States
2 Feb 08
-giggling- Sorry to make you cough so hard, pye. I saw it and I thought of mylot in the same micro second. Your welcome! :-)