Valentine Jokes~~~~~~ Happy Valentine to all my mylot friends
February 14, 2008 7:03am CST
Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day? A: Hogs and Kisses!Boring husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Bored wife: Because I married the wrong man! Q: What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend? A: “Be my valenstein!” Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? A: Sure, they’re very scent-imental!Q: What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? A: He gives it a Valenshine! Girl: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons.” Boy: “Really?” Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!” Q: Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration? A: Because you can really party hearty!Q: What did the cholcolate syrup say to the ice cream? A: “I’m sweet on you!” Happy Valentine to you all.