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You need to be sitting comfortably for this, it is going to take a little time. This is a story about a fly, a fish, a bear, a hunter, a mouse and a cat. One hot still Summers day a fly was resting among the leaves beside a stream Gosh, if I go down three inches I will be cooled by the mists from the stream There was a fish in the stream thinking "if that fly comes down three inches I will be able to leap and eat him"There was a bear on the shore who thought "If that fly goes down three inches the fish will leap to eat him and I can pounce on the fish"A little further up the bank a hunter was about to eat a cheese sandwich. He saw the bear and thought" If that fly goes down three inches, the fish will leap to eat it, the bear will pounce, I can shoot the bear, and have him for lunch instead of this cheese sandwich"A little mouse was watching the hunter. he thought "If the fly goes down three inches, the fish will leap to eat him, the bear will pounce on the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear and throw away his cheese sandwich and I can eat it". Hiding behind a bush was a cat. The cat thought "If the fly goes down three inches, the fish will leap and eat it, the bear will pounce on the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, the mouse will grab the cheese sandwich and I shall jump on the mouse and eat him" The fly went down the three inches, the fish leapt and ate him, the bear pounced and ate the fish, the hunter shot the bear and threw away his cheese sandwich. he mouse grabbed the cheese sandwich and the cat jumped onto the mouse but missed, fell into the river and was drowned. And the moral to this lengthy story Whenever a fly goes down three inches, some pu$$y is going to be in serious danger!