This made me chuckle

@p1kef1sh (45647)
February 25, 2008 3:57pm CST
You need to be sitting comfortably for this, it is going to take a little time. This is a story about a fly, a fish, a bear, a hunter, a mouse and a cat. One hot still Summers day a fly was resting among the leaves beside a stream Gosh, if I go down three inches I will be cooled by the mists from the stream There was a fish in the stream thinking "if that fly comes down three inches I will be able to leap and eat him"There was a bear on the shore who thought "If that fly goes down three inches the fish will leap to eat him and I can pounce on the fish"A little further up the bank a hunter was about to eat a cheese sandwich. He saw the bear and thought" If that fly goes down three inches, the fish will leap to eat it, the bear will pounce, I can shoot the bear, and have him for lunch instead of this cheese sandwich"A little mouse was watching the hunter. he thought "If the fly goes down three inches, the fish will leap to eat him, the bear will pounce on the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear and throw away his cheese sandwich and I can eat it". Hiding behind a bush was a cat. The cat thought "If the fly goes down three inches, the fish will leap and eat it, the bear will pounce on the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, the mouse will grab the cheese sandwich and I shall jump on the mouse and eat him" The fly went down the three inches, the fish leapt and ate him, the bear pounced and ate the fish, the hunter shot the bear and threw away his cheese sandwich. he mouse grabbed the cheese sandwich and the cat jumped onto the mouse but missed, fell into the river and was drowned. And the moral to this lengthy story Whenever a fly goes down three inches, some pu$$y is going to be in serious danger!
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@novataylor (6572)
• United States
25 Feb 08
Oh my, something's got you going! Whatever could it be? Hmmm, let me think. You must be working up to something big, p1kef1sh, I can feel it in my bones and in a few other choice places, too.
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@p1kef1sh (45647)
25 Feb 08
I just knew that you'd be the first to respond! A (female) friend sent it to me earlier today. I ploughed through it and then I had the best chuckle. I feel a bit sad for cat lovers, but there you are. Oh, it's not that sort of pu$$y, well bless my tail and whiskers. I shall be glad when I've got 500 posts too, cutting and pasting will stop a lot of wrist ache. And I do hate how my wrist aches when I've been dexterous with the old implement for a few minutes.
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• United States
25 Feb 08
roflmao, p1kef1sh! You're too much! Yup, it's me, first, flirting, and another f word. :) So, what kind of pu$$y is is, darlin? I guess I need some explanation. And as to the cat lovers being distressed, not to worry, I happen to be a cat lover, and I'm assuming that that particular part of the story just didn't happen! Simple as that. lol Um, I'm still grinning to beat the band, you naughty boy!
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• United States
25 Feb 08
Oh, I almost forgot. Do let me help you with that wrist, I'm sure to make it feel so much better, and I might even provide a break for it, if you're sweet to me.
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• India
26 Feb 08
p1kef1sh, thank u for the nice joke, it is night in here and after this letter, I am going to switch off my system and go to sleep with a smile on my face .
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@p1kef1sh (45647)
26 Feb 08
Sleep well my friend. I am glad to have put a smile on your face.
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@jaredlp (418)
• United States
26 Feb 08
thank you i have been looking for that for a while and glade to find it. been a while since last read it and wanted to pass it on to some people
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@p1kef1sh (45647)
26 Feb 08
My pleasure. Glad you found it again.
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@cupid74 (11397)
• Pakistan
27 Feb 08
Ha ha ha ha nice story before reading the last line i was going to say " its what u called ECO System" but after reading last line i laughed really hard that fly going down 3 inches and some pu ssy is in troulble lovely what if pu ssy grab the opportunity??
@p1kef1sh (45647)
27 Feb 08
Then she would be a very lucky pu$$y indeed. Thank you for your reply.
@cupid74 (11397)
• Pakistan
27 Feb 08
U r welcome and sure that was really loght and intresting discussion
• United States
27 Feb 08
Hahaha...that is fantastic. Long and fantastic. ^_^
@p1kef1sh (45647)
27 Feb 08
Thank you. I am pleased that you enjoyed it.
@Aingealicia (1906)
• United States
27 Feb 08
That is too funny. I will have to pass that on. Ainge
@p1kef1sh (45647)
27 Feb 08
Glad you liked it.