"Fount" of much knowledge?

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I have read on the toilet for almost as long as I've been able to read. I realized this morning, as I learned about a tax deduction we can use this year, that I have probably acquired more of my fairly large body of incidental knowledge while sitting on the can than anywhere else. Any other unapologetic potty readers out there? Anyone ever have to threaten you in order to make you put down your reading and come out of there?