how a lawyer speaks compared to a regular person. LOL!!!

United States
February 28, 2008 9:41am CST
Ok I have put some examples down about what a regular person would say and what it would be like to have a lawyer say that same thing. LOL MY question to you is do you have any lawyer speak for me? The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?" The student replied, "Here's an orange." The professor was outraged. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!" The student then replied, "Okay. I'd tell him `I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, claim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding...'" When the man in the street says: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it," the lawyer writes: "Insofar as manifestations of functional deficiencies are agreed by any and all concerned parties to be imperceivable, and are so stipulated, it is incumbent upon said heretofore mentioned parties to exercise the deferment of otherwise pertinent maintenance procedures."
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@mummymo (23709)
1 Mar 08
LOL How true that is - I am sure they only do that so that people think their job is even harder than it really is and to try and justify the money they make! xxx
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• United States
2 Mar 08
that is a good point I wonder if they truly do that to justify the money!! So far though no lawyers have answered this one. LOL!!!
@vijigopi (991)
• United States
28 Feb 08
Man are you Hilarious!! I just couln't stop laughing at that one.... I have to just forward this to everyone... thanks.
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• United States
28 Feb 08
Thanks but do you have any lawyer speak that you know of? LOL!!! Have a nice day.