Life Has A Way Of Kicking You When You Are Down

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I do not drink alcohol however, we have been trying to help a family member who is an alcoholic. He wanted to quit or so he said. We took him in and took great care of him until he decided that he was not happy unless he was drinking. I was reading some emails and found this in one that I had saved from years ago. It just reminded me of that family member. The difference is that this is funny but in real life, it is not funny. How to Roast a turkey for Easter Step 1: Get the turkey out of the fridge. Step 2: Open a bottle of wine. Drink a glass. Step 3: Put the turkey in the oven. Step 4: Have another glass of wine. Step 5: Set the oven at 375 degrees. Step 6: Have some more wine. Step 7: Turn. Oven..the on. Step 8: Take another wine of drinkey. Step 9: Turk the bastey. Step 10: Wine another bottle of get. Step 11: Stick the turkey in a thermometer. Step 12: Glass your self…o pour of wine. Step 13: Bake the wine for four hours. Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey. Step 15: Floor the turkey up off the pick. Step 16: Turk the carvey. Step 17: Go get your self another wottle of bine. Step 18: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey. Step 19: Bless the saying pass and eat out.