what was the best little joke what they did in babies?

what MY parents used to tell everyone? I'm not too sure but there were some things that I was reminded of when I was younger. Mostly it surrounded me and dislocating my arm several times as a child. One time I did it (apparently my mother was involved with this one--I think I got my arm caught between my bed and the wall and my mom tried to pull it out and I dislocated my arm again) I used to go around and tell EVERYONE "Mommy Broke My Arm."