What is your BEST SHORT JOKE ever?

Philippines
April 8, 2008 11:59pm CST
Mine is this... An elderly couple was attending church services. About halfway through she leans over and says to her husband, "I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?" He replies, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
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chunter
@chunter (1759)
• Singapore
9 Apr 08
The shortest one I know is - A horse went into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" :D Hope you liked it as much as I did...
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copperkitten
@copperkitten (3473)
• United States
9 Apr 08
LOL! Thats a good one. My favorite short joke has always been: Two muffins are in the oven. One turns to the other and says "its hot in here" the other turns back and says "HOLY SH*T a talking Muffin" LOL! I know it might sound a bit dorky or whatever but I always get a kick out of it! ~May The Kisses Of An Angel Cover And Protect You Always~ Copper
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