Is Chuck Norris THAT good?

United States
April 10, 2008 12:20am CST
I have seen so many things praising Chuck Norris that I started wondering "is he such an amazing guy"? I mean, look at this "facts": - Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. - Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. - Chuck Norris doesn't pray to God. God prays to Chuck Norris. - When God said “Let there be light,” Chuck Norris said "say 'please' or else." And those things go on and one. I even saw a list with more than 500 facts!! I remember when I was a little girl, my parents used to see Walker, Texas Ranger but I didn't think it was such a great tv show... Well, what do you say?
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thechris
@thechris (59)
• United States
10 Apr 08
Chuck Norris is all that and two bags of chip and a two liter of coke!!! You know he once shot down an enemy plane by pointing his finger and saying "bang" and that there is no theory of evolution only a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live!