Okay guys, fess up

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I emailed my dad yesterday to update him on how things were going with me and how things were with him. In his reponse he mentioned that due to his back troubles, he is going to retire from the police force in February. He said he would work part time doing training with the cadets and work a few hours a week at his wife's store. He said that would keep him from vegging out in his "magic" chair. I emailed him back and told him that his magic chair needed to incorporate a massage feature. I said it wasn't much of a magic chair otherwise. He emailed back and explained that his "magic" chair is where he sits to get away from everything. Supposedly, he said, if you are appropriately at rest in your magic chair, your spouse can speak to you and you can reply without to hear what he or she said, so long as they don't block the view of the television. He claimed he learned this in a survival class. I told him, we once had a young man working for us that told me that men take a special class prior to getting married in which they learn how to ignore their wives. So, men, fess up, lol.