Calling All Angels :

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Calling all Angels , you are exactly what I am searching for.... you see.....I have a hard time making new Friends ( Seeing how I'm ugly & all ) And the Fact that I'm Scared of everything. But if you can find your way past my ( some call it Disturbing ) appearance I'm actually quite personable. I am house-trained and I love small children. I would love to be your friend. I can bring my Frisbee over to your place and we can Kick back and have a couple o' snausages together! But you must Be of pure & gentle heart ( as I am very timid ) Do you like to Chase Frogs ? I can teach you how! I also need very Brave friends. Some of the Bigger dogs like to pick on Me , they laugh at me and call me names like stinky , and Tiny. ( well....I am tiny , but that's besides the point ) I may be Tiny , But I have the Heart of a LION! I will do everything in my power to protect you ( after all....I am Man's Best friend ) I have been learning to even like Cats ( although once in a while I fall off the wagon and Chase 1 or 2 ) So even if you're a cat person I am extending this invitation to you. Will you be My Friend?