What was your greatest Freudian slip?

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I am constantly doing Freudian slips. My husband says its because I have a mild form of a speech impediment that makes it so my brain and mouth dont always connect like they should, like I am thinking one thing and saying another. My favorite of all time though is one time I was going with my mother in law to pick up my father in law from the air port and she was asking me about school. I told her that I would like to become a serial profiler because people doing what they do and why they do it is interesting to me, but my only problem is that I would have to spend another 4-8 years in prison to get the degrees I need. I actually told her I would have to go back to prison instead of saying school. At least we laughed about it for awhile.