Roasting Of Goodie!

United States
May 4, 2008 1:35am CST
[b][/b]Disclaimer: This is all in good fun. None of the remaining discussion is meant to be serious in anyway whatsoever. The individual I am roasting is subject to publicly bearing comedic insults, praise, outlandish true and untrue stories, racial stereotypes and heartwarming tributes. The implication being that the roosted is able to take the jokes in good faith and as not being serious criticism or insult, and therefore showing their good nature. It is seen as a great honor to be roasted, as the individual is surrounded by friends, fans, and well-wishers. Goodie, what can I say about Goodie? I met Goodie now going on 4 months? Heck I have a hard time keeping up with how time. We made fast friends. I have learned so much about this special Aussie lady, and she has taught me immeasurable lessons, especially about men. These are just a few things I have learned of her infinite wisdom. Men are like ... Laxatives ...They irritate the crap out of you. Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like ... Vacations ... They never seem to be long enough. Men are like ... Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like ... Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. Men are like ... Coffee ... The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night long. Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say. Men are like ... Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. Men are like ... Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature. Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like ... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Men are like ... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright. Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped See what I mean? Not to mention the stories she can weave, I have been in awe as of late reading her words of inspiration. There are now 2 things I want to do. I have set as major goals. One is to visit Goodie in Australia, along with the Queensland Zoo. I want to sit beside that creek and chew the fat with this wonderful lady. Raise a glass of What ever we are sipping on to precious friendship. Goodie I love you.
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18 responses
@weemam (13377)
4 May 08
Awee Pal that is nice and the jokes were funny too xxxx
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• United States
4 May 08
see Mam, we never know how it is with our goodie, she is either getting it to much or not at all.... she is t going to bonk me for that":))
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@p1kef1sh (45640)
4 May 08
Mummymo keeps telling me what a good friend you are, as she is to me, but I haven't seen you around - clearly I am not very observant. LOL. I just wanted to say hello.
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• United States
4 May 08
Wee I would like to introduce the fish....... He is so so fish! we Call him pike. I think you will like him
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@p1kef1sh (45640)
4 May 08
There is no place on earth other than my on home country that I have ever wanted to live. There are a thousand and one places that I would like to see of course. The Taj Mahal, The Grand Canyon, Angel Falls so many. But if I really had to go, the one place that I would do so willingly and with no protest would be to live beside Goodie. You can call her Goodie. But "The Best" does equally well. She loves to store her other half's high quality antiques and curios; her consumption of caramel mudcake is legendary; a dab hand at shifting building rubble (a woman that helps with the DIY is worth her weight in gold), but most of all she is a true friend. My heart misses a beat when I think of her. The best thing is that she already has British neighbours. Room for another Goodie my friend?
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@p1kef1sh (45640)
4 May 08
That's one bad habit I'd have to stop then!!
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@p1kef1sh (45640)
4 May 08
Phew! Not that with you next door I will ever have the time for that sort of thing.
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• United States
4 May 08
rotflmao lmao lmao oh pike thats the point she is.....imagining of course
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
4 May 08
Well geez, with that attitude toward men I'm glad I'm not a man! LOL Goodie also doesn't like the word nipples. Can't think why. I never use it! Right Goodie? ROFL
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• United States
4 May 08
Goodie I told her to take her meds tonight...
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@mummymo (23707)
4 May 08
Don't make her take the meds - that would never be nearly as much fun! lol xxx
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• United States
4 May 08
Your wicked Mo!
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@pyewacket (44036)
• United States
4 May 08
Okay first of all I have to point something out to you...this is one of those WTF moments...look at this discussion http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/1503381.aspx Notice any similarities? I can't believe this person did a copy/paste of your discussion at least the first part--sorry to be a wet noodle here, but just had to point this to you As for Goodie herself...I think a whole bunch of us would love to go and visit our roasted gal...I know I would and really do consider her one of my cherished friends here...I'm so glad I met you Goodie
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• United States
4 May 08
pye you will find a few with the disclaimer.... not a worry, in fact it is meant to be. Just so there are no misconstrued feelings or misunderstandings.
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@pyewacket (44036)
• United States
4 May 08
Oops..sorry Angel...feel like I stuck a foot in my mouth now...hehee..sorry about that...just as long as it's okay with you
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• United States
4 May 08
has to be, I copied and pasted mine from Pike ....lead by example and all of that,,,no problem Pye, the roasting and toasting might go on through tomorrow. We had an idea 2 weeks ago to make mylot aware of what friendships can be had here. There is no more a classic way than an old fashioned roast. BellaofChaos is the author of this insanity.
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@mummymo (23707)
4 May 08
Bravo Angel , well said! Isn't she a dote indeed, as they say in Ireland! I would love to join you guys as Goodie is indeed an amazing woman and an inspiration to many and to me in particular! I thank God that I found you guys as my life would have been much poorer without you all! Here is to Goodie, a rose amongst thorns, Bottoms Up! By the way I had to open a bottle of red to toast with and it is only just after noon - I guess either I will waffle more rubbish than usual later or I will pass out! lol xxx
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@p1kef1sh (45640)
4 May 08
You are not the only one with a bottle of red on the go Mummymo. Let's both raise a toast to Goodie - and here's one to you too.
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• United States
4 May 08
Mo here is to you, here is to me may we never disagree and if we do...wellllllll here is to me :))))) Well Goodie
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• United States
4 May 08
PIKE here is to you:)))
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@xboxboy (5578)
5 May 08
I have no idea if the english language has invented words adequite to discribe goodie123 and i would not know where to begin. kind,unselfish,funny,charitable, compassionate, humane, merciful,godlike,australian,give me a fiver,nice,animal lover,frog cruncher,great mylotter and finally.... my friend!
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• United States
5 May 08
me too D. Awwwwww, sweet xbox.
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@tigerdragon (4297)
• Philippines
4 May 08
hahaha! those are all true. i hate to admit it but yes, we are like that. i guess, it takes a real man to admit it .
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• United States
4 May 08
rotflmao tiger dragon... Thank you for being so brave as to admit it :))))) Cool Dude!
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@kamran12 (5555)
• Pakistan
4 May 08
Hello Angel!:-) I was going to be distressed about my kind in human species but then I read the 'coffee' and 'parking lot' comments. There is still hope, I guess. I know I am being overly optimistic here! :-) I wonder if those who acquired the good parking lots acknowledge it or they think they have been tricked by the wrong signs painted on the lots! On a serious aside, I don't know much about this user, I have personally interacted with her only few times but I have found her a very sensible, honest and positive contributor here. Some of the discussion where I saw her, she was very funny and I enjoyed her comments. I applaud you too, Angel, for your respect and acknowledgment of goodness of a good contributor here! :-)
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• United States
4 May 08
With all due respect Kamran, this is a roast, to Goodie, and I realize your humor beats me hands down. I love you If I were to roast you you would be flabbergasted. your time is coming friend. There is only so much truth any of us can handle. shut me up goodie
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• United States
4 May 08
I am sorry, that might have sounded combative, aggressive.
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• United States
4 May 08
No it didn't Angel. And wow, I just love the idea of roasting Kamran, baby, ooooh yeah! Let's put him on a spit, turn him, baste him, and then eat him. Yum, delectable Kamran.........
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@skinnychick (6907)
• United States
8 May 08
LOL!! I love the men truisms!! Goodie, is a dear lady. Always there when you need a laugh or to vent or to just talk about happenings on the lot or otherwise. Always with a keen sense of humor and something to say that I can steal and use all the way over here in the USA. I also love talking food and Goodie is great at that too...That is if you can translate to American English. Those Aussies even type in slang, I tell you!! :) But truly, thanks for being a pleasure here on the lot and I look forward to many more discussions to come!
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• United States
9 May 08
She is sure building my vocabulary SkinnyC :))))
• United States
9 May 08
Mine too- LOL!!!
@someonesmom (5765)
• Canada
6 May 08
Hi Angel and Goodie, I can't believe I've just come across this now. There are some truly special friendships here on myLot, and I wouldn't have ever believed this, over a year ago. Goodie, you're a very special lady, and I'd so love to visit you 'in the land down under.' I love Aussie accents too! I'm proud to call you one of my dear friends here. My memorable moments with Goodie include, a very recent adventure involving 'chick flicks.' I'll never forget this one, and thanks so much for the laughs, Goodie. You're also a great friend to take to a 'dessert party,' even if I ended up passed out under the table for most of it. Keep on spreading all of the joy and laughter you provide here. xxx By the way, you can send 'the broom' for me anytime ... just give me a bit of notice.
• Canada
8 May 08
I truly wish I could do this. On the other hand, I can always dream, can't I? I still wish that D, pye and I could visit together. I guess a quick trip on your private aircraft will have to suffice.
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@manalove (65)
6 May 08
That was so funny, Good laugh.
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5 May 08
Hehehehe the chocolate bar one is definitely true!
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@kbourgerie (8774)
• United States
5 May 08
I knew she was a good friend from the moment she called me Kat. Only those close to me call me that. Its a mylot party and we're here to roast An Aussie woman that answers my every post Her name is Goodie, she's known to all Her legendary wit makes men feel small. Some nights we talk long and laugh Usually about our other half Her responses are usually tongue in cheek And thats why its her friendship I seek. She's always a welcome addition to my day I can't imagine it being any other way So in closing this poem I want to end By simply saying, Goodie, I'm so glad you are my friend. Its lame, but its honest. I love you Goodie~
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• United States
4 May 08
Goodie got me upon first sight. No one with a Garfield avatar can be bad. Did you know Garfield was born on my birthday and my favorite food is lasagna? And I hate Mondays, but who doesn't, right? Goodie is another one who has everybody fooled. I think underneath her sugary sweet exterior is a hellcat waiting to rip some unsuspecting fools head off. If I continue with my molding I think she is going to turn into a force to be reckoned with.
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@Rosekitty (19441)
• San Marcos, Texas
4 May 08
Haven't known Goodie as long as the rest of you..but i'm beginning to love her as you all do..love how she calls me Kitty..wonder why?..LOL..As alot of Aussie friends i know and have met here, she's such a sweetie and truly one of those i know as a keeper..we need more like her! Huggles
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@novataylor (6572)
• United States
4 May 08
Ain't no one in this world like our Goodie. She's loyal, true, funny, irreverent, sassy, saucy, sexy, amazing and has taught all of us something throughout our time of knowing her, certainly myself. I love this woman. I can't think of anything I wouldn't do for her if she needed it or she asked or someone asked for her. Goodie is so very dear sitting in her land down under She offers such a tender hand when our lives have gone asunder I send a kiss to her from here to travel cross the miles to give to her what she gives us happiness and endless smiles. I love you, Goodie.
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@cortney09 (1346)
• United States
13 May 08
She sounds like a smart lady. Haha. I hope that you are able to take that visit to Australia that you want to.
@bellaofchaos (11550)
• United States
4 May 08
You tied it up so well Angel that all I have to add is with the knowledge of men that she shared with us we are sure to make them beg for what they want. He he he he. And she is one heck of a barkeep. Love ya Goodie.