This is how the fight started

United States
May 9, 2008 1:17pm CST
Officer, this is how the fight started... I rear-ended the car in front of me. I admit that. It was my fault. So, we both pulled over to the side of the road, and slowly the driver of the car I hit gets out of his car...and you know how you just get so stressed and life...sometimes life seems like...funny Well, the driver of the car I hit is a DWARF! He gets out of his car and I get out of my car. He is frowning and scowling and he storms over to me. Right up close at me, he looks up in my face and says, " I AM NOT HAPPY!" And I don't know what possessed me, officer, but I look down at him and I said, "Well, If you're not Happy -- which one are you?" ....and that's when the fight started... Thought you guys could use a good laugh...ROTFLMAO...
3 responses
@laglen (19759)
• United States
12 May 08
OMG!!!! Flippin funny! Thanks for the laugh
• United States
12 May 08
i'm glad you liked it...
@ducky685 (38)
• Canada
11 May 08
omg, that is too funny. lmao
@Maggiepie (7816)
• United States
10 May 08
Guffaw! BOY can I relate to this. When I get flustered, sometimes, The Mouth just opens up all by itself & says the DURNDEST things! HAHA! DANG it but that one was too funny! Maggiepie (who loathes PCism)