i can retire

Canada
May 11, 2008 1:48pm CST
so i sign on today to wonderful mylot and i thought, ok lets see how much i earned yesterday. so i check and decided i can retire and live comfortably on my earnings. yes ladies and gentlemen, i, ducky, have earned a whooping 8 cents. so now im wondering what to spend my amazing fortunes on. maybe a trip to cuba, lay in the sun, not order anything for fear of contracting HIV. lets see, what else can i spend my 8 cents on. maybe a downpayment on a new car. ok, let me clear this up for those of you unknown to my humor. this isnt a slam, this is a joke. 8 cents, idk how it relates to postings and such but i feel its good.
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@kingcrapper (1536)
• United States
11 May 08
8 cents?!? Wow! Don't spend it all in one place! The amazing thing to me is...what did you actually do to earn that 8 cents? Chat with other people online? What kind of effort is that? To me, the whole idea of making money by doing soemthing close to nothing is a pretty slick operation! (Does anyone know if this is taxable income?). The question is: what do you plan on doing with your cash (whether it is 8 cents, 8 dollars or 800?). This is where the rubber hits the road! For me, I want to reinvest it and make even more. What, you want me to type some responses and meet new poeple around the world for cash I can reinvest in my chosen MLM or S&P500? Hmm. Ok, where do I sign up? :-) A vacation in Cuba does sound nice though. Ever been there? Me, no. Been to Nassau though! :-)
• Canada
11 May 08
im going to invest my 8 cents and maybe next year i can buy myself a marble. :D
• United States
12 May 08
There you go! Atleast you know have a plan! I think if you put alittle more effort and invest your money wisely you could actually get a whole bag of marbles! And you know, if you play that card right you could trade that bag of marbles for a model airplane or something really nice! :-)
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• Canada
12 May 08
ooooo, a model airplane??? i am so down for that.
@djedtek (230)
• United States
12 May 08
haha i looked and i was like wow in one day....glitch? i think the earnings here are going ot be only good for pocket money to buy some personal nick nacks on the web!
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• Canada
12 May 08
im up to 29 cents now.
@mysdianait (66009)
• Italy
11 May 08
When I was young my grandfather always said 'If you look after the pennies, the pounds will look after themselves' and this is so true! You hang on to your 8 cents and carry on - you only need another 92 and you will have one dollar. You have 8 cents more than those who have never joined here too. Welocme and happy posting!
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@nishidh (105)
• India
11 May 08
carry your 8 cent with you and try to post more comment and convert your 8 cent in to the 80$ and after that enjoy to spend that money. happy posting
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@Emiese (994)
• Sweden
11 May 08
You poor, poor man! Maybe I can give you a ride in my nicer more expensive car, since I have more than twice what you have got, a whopping 17 cents. (that is just in 24 h though, in all seriousness)
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