5 Most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations

By D
May 25, 2008 10:04am CST
1) At the Movies:When you meet acquitances/friends.. Stupid question:- Hey,what are u doin here? Answer: Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here... 2)In the bus : A heavy lady wearing pointed high heeled shoes stepson ur feet... Stupid question: sorry,did that hurt? Answer:- No,not at all, I'm in local anaesthesia..why dont u try again? 3)At the funeral:One of the teary eyed people ask.. Stupid question: Why, why him , of all people. Answer: Why, would it rather have been you? 4) at the restaurant.: When you ask the waiter Stupid question: Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good? Answer: No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement.We occasionally also spit in it. 5)At the family get together: When some distant aunt meets u after years... Stupid question: Munna ,chickoo,you've becom so big! Answer: Well you havent particularly shrunk urself.
1 response
@bubblyapple (2655)
• Philippines
26 May 08
i wouldn't say that these are stupid questions....i would rather term it as a way for people to start conversation or make small talk. but then, if you thin about it, they are really senseless....here are some more that i have just think of: 1. are you sure okay? (asking a person this after they've heard that a person has been through a terrible/horrible thing) 2. tired? / sleepy? (after they have seen a person massaging their shoulders or yawning) that's all for today....:)