May 27, 2008 5:55pm CST
A dietitian was addressing a large audience in New York City."The things that we put in our bodies is enough to have killed most of us, sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful, vegetables are loaded with pesticides and none of us truly realizes the exorbitant amount of germs and bacteria that live in our drinking water.""However, there is one food that is the most dangerous of all. All of us eat it, can anyone tell me what lethal product to which I am referring?"A man sheepishly, timidly raised his hand."Yes, sir, in the front row. Please share your idea with us." Prompted the dietitian. The man lowered his head and responded, "Wedding cake?"