June 3, 2008 8:51pm CST
A guest woke up everyone in a hotel screaming," Its in the phone book! Its in the phone book!" The manager got the house detective and they let themselves into the man's room where they found him in the midst of a nightmare. " I was having a horrible dream." the man explained," I dreamt that the income tax people wanted to send me a big refund, but they had lost my address!"
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14 Jun 08
That's funny. Ever heard this bar joke? A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "We don't serve ducks in here. Now get out." The next day the duck comes back, walks up to the bar and orders a drink. The bartender yells, "I told you yesterday, we don't serve ducks in here! Now get out or I'll nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck walks into the bar and before the bartender can say anything he asks, "You got any nails?" "NO! We don't have nails! Why?" yells the bartender. "OK then" says the duck "I would like to order a drink."