Candid Camera Is Back, Only In A Different Way.
By irishmist
@irishmist (3814)
United States
June 15, 2008 11:13pm CST
That is right, You never know now where a camera will be planted. I wrote a discussion the other day about a bar that I know,"Who actually shows what is going on in the bar, "bar none", you can view 4 diffrent camera's.
So it got me thinking about what people do in a bar when they got drunk, and it was not to long ago I tended bar. Let me tell you tending bar might seem like a fun and easy job, but for real it is not. The things that you will see are not pretty, ( they can be funny at times). You will have to deal with many types of people.
1. Girls please do not hook up with a guy and let him buy you drink,(never mind the song "buy you a drink')( It is not like you are in the video), then get you on the dance floor and grope you from top to bottom, everyone is watching, even if you don't think so.
2. Never trust a man when he tells you he is a virgin, then at the end of the night you end up in the mens bathroom going at it, and the Bartender has to knock on the door and "say last call is over", so get your clothes on and get out of here, ( this happened to me lol).
3. If you the Bartender, please don't make out with the "ladies or "Guys" in front of customers, what does that say about you? I would say you are easy and have had to much to drink.
4. Bartenders should never drink when they are working, they tend to let many things slide, any many friends do not pay for drinks.
5. Never trust a customer that says "I'll give ya a big tip sweetie if you show me a good time", huh, this is your our job, you don't have to show them a good time, just show the A- hole the door.
Ok I could go on and on, but I would love to hear any funny stories that you have about any bar experiences that you have had. This could be really fun! So just chime in and tell all!
2 responses
@travibabiesgirl (1690)
• United States
16 Jun 08
I bet bar tending is a hard job. I always thought it would be fun until I thought of how mean some drunks can get. You give some very good advice and well it is kind of funny also. When I used to go to the bars I was always getting into some type of trouble. I think I had a weird guy magnet that seemed to always draw them to me. One night at a bar this really weird guy that reminded me of a closet killer would not leave me alone. This really nice guy noticed my dilemma and came up to me hi honey I have been looking for you all night long. He kissed my check and we talked all night. He saved me and then at the end of the night disappeared. Another night my friend and I was waiting in line for the womens restroom. Girls always hog the bathroom to do hair and makeup and a girl that has to pee can not get in. This girl in line dared my friend and I to use the mens. Well we did and the look on the guys faces was priceless. Then we hear the girl out there ratting us out to who ever will listen. luckily we did not get into to much trouble. One halloween night I went to the bar dressed up as a pegasus and this guy kept hitting on me calling me his angel lol. Then another halloween night I dressed up like frankenstiens bride and this guy was begging me to go home with him. I was like buddy when you sober up you would crap your pants if you woke up with me lmao. Lucky for him I am not that kind of girl but the thoughts of him waking up to that still to this day tickle me. I could go on becaue I have years worth of stupid stuff I did or saw when out and about at the bars.
@irishmist (3814)
• United States
17 Jun 08
I loved your stories, being in a bar can be fun and interesting, and ya never know what is gonna happen. Yes I have seen a few mean drunks, and have had a few bar fights break out, and that part was not fun, another thing that is not fun is cutting someone off when they have had enough to drink.
@travibabiesgirl (1690)
• United States
17 Jun 08
Oh I bet the cutting them off is not fun. I never thought of that one. I know some people who would turn into the devil if you cut them off. Oh and the ones that repeat themselves over and over I bet those are hard to listen to as a bartender. I have an aunt that way and she could turn a good fun night into the never ending nightmare lol.
@travibabiesgirl (1690)
• United States
18 Jun 08
oh I thought of another one. One year I went to a bar for new years eve. My pregnant friend agreed to be my designated driver and her boyfriend went with us. We had been there a while and I was feeling pretty good when her boyfriend said he was going to the bar to get some more drinks. I said hey I will go with you and it is a good thing I did. When we got to the bar this girl left her hunky man and ran up to my friends boyfriend. She squealed out oh I have not seen you in so long and kissed him right on the lips. I was mad. I looked over at her hunky boyfriend and he looked at me. It was like we had this ESp thing going. He held out his arms slightly and I ran into his arms and said Oh I haven't seen you in so long and I kissed him. For the rest of the night when him and I saw each other we went through the same thing. I would run up to him repeat what she had said and kiss him. I also kept a close eye on my friends boyfriend the rest of the night to make sure he was being have himself. I had never in my life been that bold but it was so much fun and I got kisses from a totally hunky guy to boot.
