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Jokes always enligthen peoples mind,and it gives a smile on people face. Here i am giving some jokes .I like jokes very much .do post some fror me. I enjoy reading jokes ----------------------------------- These are some of the application and leave letters written by various personnel. English, as they say, is really a funny language!1. A leave letter written to Administration dept: As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave. 2. An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. please sanction me one week leave"... 3. A candidate's application "This has reference to your ad calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post."4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I have to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"5. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school i am suffering from head-ache. I request you to leave me today"