So wrong...yet so funny :P You have been warned......

United States
July 12, 2008 7:31pm CST
Good Manners During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students one by one- "Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael answered, "Just a minute, I have to go pee." The teacher replied, "That would be rude and impolite!!!" "What about you, John, how would you say it?" she asked. John answered, "I am sorry, but I really have to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back." The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table." "And you Peter," she continued, "are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us good manners?" Peter responded, "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." The teacher fainted. Hope you all enjoy :D
3 responses
@nilouette (635)
• Philippines
13 Jul 08
The third approach is the best of course, but why did the teacher fainted? i wonder...
• United States
13 Jul 08
I think she fainted because she was the only one besides Peter who understood exactly what Peter was referring to :P Thanks for the response :D
• United States
13 Jul 08
That's awesome. This is your second post today that made me laugh. I had never heard of this one before and I thought I'd heard everything, lol. Did you come up with this yourself or did you find this somewhere? Great stuff.
• United States
13 Jul 08
Havoc, I actually didn't come up with this one on my own, it was emailed to me but it made me laugh so I thought I'd share it with my MyLot family :D I'm glad it made you smile. I like knowing I made someone smile today. Thanks for the response :D
@vanities (11351)
• Davao, Philippines
13 Jul 08
well that so much for good manners!!!i guess the last one is the bestkidding ok..just wondering why the teacher had faintedits hilarious and a good one..
• United States
13 Jul 08
I think she fainted because she was the only one besides Peter who understood what he meant by "I hope you'll meet him after dinner" LOL!!! Love this joke :D Thanks so much for the response :D