So wrong...yet so funny :P You have been warned......
July 12, 2008 7:31pm CST
Good Manners During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students one by one- "Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael answered, "Just a minute, I have to go pee." The teacher replied, "That would be rude and impolite!!!" "What about you, John, how would you say it?" she asked. John answered, "I am sorry, but I really have to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back." The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table." "And you Peter," she continued, "are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us good manners?" Peter responded, "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." The teacher fainted. Hope you all enjoy :D
• United States
13 Jul 08
Havoc, I actually didn't come up with this one on my own, it was emailed to me but it made me laugh so I thought I'd share it with my MyLot family :D I'm glad it made you smile. I like knowing I made someone smile today. Thanks for the response :D