My mother has the worst organizational skills, or more so a lack of ARGH

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So my mother lost my birth certificate, so I have been searching all day to find it. I have had to look everywhere, because she scatters important documents in all places, usually in plastic bags in the closets, or caught behind drawers. Today I found my baby footprints declaring my birth in the food storage behind the mashed potato flakes. Looks like I am going to have to apply for a new one, like I had to do with my social security information. She will never learn, she's only done this with all of my siblings before me :p