the cheeziest pick up lines LOL wat hav u heard ?

United States
July 21, 2008 1:33pm CST
i recently just started dating and i have heard the worst pick up lines that just make me laugh in the guys face i was at an bowling ally with some friends the guy walks up and says i can give you a stirke if the number right!! huh totally cheezy and wierd my top 5 1)i know you tired cuz u been running through my mind all day 2)asking to use a cell phone and calling their own phone to get the number 3)accidently bumping into you and trying to find out your name? 4)god must have made you just for me 5)and my all time favorite (can i please get my heart back cause you just took it the moment i looked at u !! wat are the cheeziest lines you ever heard list one
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@srpkinja (375)
• Canada
21 Jul 08
Wow, those are some really bad pick up lines. I would not fall for those, ever! #2 is hilarious; I didnt know guys actually did that. Thats so sad. I hate pick up lines personally. What ever happened to walking up to a girl and telling her she looks pretty and starting a normal conversation with her where she can actually get to know you? I would rather some guy come up to me and do that rather than say something totally cheesy that he didnt come up with. Atleast be creative! Here are my Top 5: 1) I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours? 2) You make my software turn to hardware 3) If you were a booger, Id pick you first 4) My love for you is like diarrhea, I cant hold it in 5) Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot? Although most of these are hilarious, they're soooo lame!
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• United States
22 Jul 08
i thought mine were bad but these are pitful lol :D
• United States
21 Jul 08
i've heard several but the only one i remember was. i'm a volcano and when i'm around you i want to erupt. my friend next to me said, that sounds messy. i hope you clean up the mess.
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@adjhoice (434)
• United States
21 Jul 08
*Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together*,LOL! Stand still so I can pick you up! Is that a banana in my pocket or Am i just happy to see you?:P
@newtondak (3950)
• United States
21 Jul 08
"My wife and I are separated" or "I just got divorced"
• United States
21 Jul 08
The are cheezy and funny! 1) If you were my homework, I'd do you on the table. 2) If i could rearrange the alphabet, I would put u and I together. 3) Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! 4) Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours? 5) Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
@Daphers (141)
• Canada
21 Jul 08
"nice shirt, wanna f**k", lol.