What is the difference between girls aged?
By alkurishy
@alkurishy (2068)
Iraq
August 6, 2008 3:53pm CST
It is a funny joke I have get it in my email, I hope no one of the girls here take it foe personal and get mad with me, with my all regards to all the females here, it is just for fun.
The joke is saying:
[b]What is the difference between girls aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?
At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!![/b]
The joke is saying:
[b]What is the difference between girls aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?
At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!![/b]
2 people like this
11 responses
@hellcowboy (7374)
• United States
7 Aug 08
That is kind of funny my friend but at the same time it is kind of wrong because it is kind of a slander against women,but I know you do not mean anything buy it,and I know you are just trying to make us laugh,which that did kind of make me chuckle and I thank you for it,because a good laugh is the best form of medicine and a laugh a day keeps the doctor away.
@hellcowboy (7374)
• United States
7 Aug 08
Woman are the foundation of life my friend,and it is good to try and make your friends laugh,I always enjoy responding to you because you are a great writer,and I look forward to responding to you in the future,have a great day,good luck in your life,and Happy Posting.
@alkurishy (2068)
• Iraq
7 Aug 08
You know I was mean nothing of that, and I admire all the women here because they are the foundation of life.
Yes I just put this joke for all my friends to have some fun and laugh.
Thank you my dear friend for the response and have a great day.
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@alkurishy (2068)
• Iraq
8 Aug 08
I will find some jokes about the men and I will share it here so it will be fare here.
Thank you for your response and have a good day.
Thank you for your response and have a good day.
@stella1989 (2274)
• India
7 Aug 08
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoa...!!
Now that's very humorous!!
I am girl I am not offended at all!!
But seriously it was very funny!
Thanks for sharing!!
I am girl I am not offended at all!!
But seriously it was very funny!
Thanks for sharing!!
@alkurishy (2068)
• Iraq
7 Aug 08
Thanks my friend for your response and have a good day.
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@alkurishy (2068)
• Iraq
8 Aug 08
I am glad that you like it dear.
Thanks for your response and have a good day.
@lazeebee (5461)
• Malaysia
8 Aug 08
Hi Alkurishy, what happens to us when we are 78, 88, 98? We females have a history of living longer than the males !
@alkurishy (2068)
• Iraq
8 Aug 08
Yes you are right about that, I think the joke must be for the males not for the females.
Thank you for your response and have a good day.
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Thank you for your response and have a good day.
@alkurishy (2068)
• Iraq
7 Aug 08
You are so welcome my dear, thank you for the response and have a nice day.
@urbandekay (18278)
•
6 Aug 08
and 38 for that matter, you mention it in the question but not the answer!
all the best urban
@alkurishy (2068)
• Iraq
6 Aug 08
Yes you are right, it is fall down from the printer,.
At 38 – She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
And for 78 too:
At 78 – What story ????What bed ??? Who are you ???
Thank you for this notice and for your response and have a good day.
.
At 38 – She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
And for 78 too:
At 78 – What story ????What bed ??? Who are you ???
Thank you for this notice and for your response and have a good day.
@naseefu (1607)
• India
25 Oct 08
I like your joke friend.It is another joke
Wish:
A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie.
The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?"
The woman did not hesitate.
She said, "I want peace in the Middle East.
"See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa."
"It will bring about world peace and harmony."
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years.. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, romantic, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is good in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for...a good man."
The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the map again."
@tamarafireheart (15384)
•
6 Aug 08
Hi Adel,
Ha ha ha, that was so funny I like that very much, you have got a sense of humour, so tell us more funny things. Take care.
Tamara
@alkurishy (2068)
• Iraq
6 Aug 08
Yes I always have this sens of humor, but the time that past away was so hard to me, but I think I am ok now with my wife and kids around.
Thanks for your response and have a nice day.
@alkurishy (2068)
• Iraq
6 Aug 08
Your are so welcome, and I have put some other jokes here I hope you like it.
Thank you for the response and I hope you have a great happy day.
@Vladilyich1 (1454)
• Canada
7 Aug 08
All right, I'm stealing this. It's too true to be funny, but it is!
