Christian pick-up lines
By telltheworld
@telltheworld (109)
Canada
August 30, 2008 4:43pm CST
Pick-up lines always make me laugh! It's usually because they are so absurd and created for a comedic effect more than the poor person that actually tries them out. I've heard some hilarious Christian pick-up lines before, have you got any?
1 response
@gtdonna (1738)
•
30 Aug 08
Sure got a lot
1) Nice bible
2) I would like to pray with you
3) You know Jesus, Me too
4) God told me to come talk to you
5) I know a church where we could go and talk
6) How about a hug, sister?
7) Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
8) Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug
9) Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11
10) Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
@telltheworld (109)
• Canada
30 Aug 08
Lol, those are funny. That makes me think of one that's so true-- "Let's hold hands and pray."
@rmuxagirl (7548)
• United States
3 Oct 08
I like the Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug. I love that one! It's so cute and oddly enough so true haha.
