Wanna Reduce Your Weight !!
September 4, 2008 3:07am CST
Hey, recently, i came across a discussion asking for tips on how to lose weight? And i just could not control myself from laughing when i came across this article. So may be you can try this, if you really wanna lose your weight .. One fat guy - goes to a popular GYM in bangalore, and comes across an advertisement for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kgs on the first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. they lead him to a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and ladders and tell him to wait a minute. He's standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and out steps a beautiful girl, with a sign saying " If you catch me, I'm yours." He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed. Before he knows it, he's running all over the gym, up the ladders, down the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there. And just as he's about to catch the blonde, pop, she disappears through a door. In comes the management who lead him to the showers, and then weigh him. Sure enough, he lost exactly 5 kg. He's back on the street and starts to think. "Boy, I was so close to catching her. If i had a little more time..." So he races back to the gym and says, "I want to lose 20 more kg." "No problem", says the mamager. Again he is led to the large gym. This time he's standing by the door. When it opensout comes a Gorilla with a sign. "If i catch you, you are mine." he he heeeeeeeeeeeee....
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29 Sep 08
hey so basically all i need to do is get myself a chick or a gorilla... the former seems more appealing since i don't like the idea of what will happen if the gorilla finally catches me...the gorilla will take a swing and maybe my head will loose a few callories of brain for a change.. :)