Wanna Reduce Your Weight !!

India
September 4, 2008 3:07am CST
Hey, recently, i came across a discussion asking for tips on how to lose weight? And i just could not control myself from laughing when i came across this article. So may be you can try this, if you really wanna lose your weight .. One fat guy - goes to a popular GYM in bangalore, and comes across an advertisement for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kgs on the first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. they lead him to a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and ladders and tell him to wait a minute. He's standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and out steps a beautiful girl, with a sign saying " If you catch me, I'm yours." He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed. Before he knows it, he's running all over the gym, up the ladders, down the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there. And just as he's about to catch the blonde, pop, she disappears through a door. In comes the management who lead him to the showers, and then weigh him. Sure enough, he lost exactly 5 kg. He's back on the street and starts to think. "Boy, I was so close to catching her. If i had a little more time..." So he races back to the gym and says, "I want to lose 20 more kg." "No problem", says the mamager. Again he is led to the large gym. This time he's standing by the door. When it opensout comes a Gorilla with a sign. "If i catch you, you are mine." he he heeeeeeeeeeeee....
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4 responses
• United States
4 Sep 08
That's cute, I think I might have lost a few calorie just by laughing. Thank you for that. Now that I laughed for a while, does this mean I can go have a big pile of nachos? Just kiddin!
• India
5 Sep 08
Hey, the tips are for reducing ur weight. Not for having a big pile of nachos..LOL Atleast, i made you lose a little calories just by laughing..
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• United States
5 Sep 08
I just thought I'd get back to you and let you know I resisted the nachos, even after all the calories I lost by reading your post! Hee hee. I still think your joke was adorable.
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• India
13 Sep 08
Well, thanks for getting back to the discussion and considering it adorable. I realaly appreciate it. Will keep posting such discussions and help u reduce some more of your calories.
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@ralphido (843)
• India
29 Sep 08
hey so basically all i need to do is get myself a chick or a gorilla... the former seems more appealing since i don't like the idea of what will happen if the gorilla finally catches me...the gorilla will take a swing and maybe my head will loose a few callories of brain for a change.. :)
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• India
29 Sep 08
Hmm. U thought of the consequences of being caught at the hands of a gorilla. Rest is all upto us to imaging what will be the consequences if you get hold of that beautiful chick..LOL
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• Philippines
28 Sep 08
oh this is really funny. hmmm.. i think i need to buy a gorilla. hahaha
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• India
29 Sep 08
Ha ha. you can either buy a gorilla or think of chasing a handsome guy!!
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@missybear (11396)
• United States
12 Sep 08
thats funny, i need a gorilla to chase me around. im baking a cake right now, thinking how i can loose 20 pounds. isnt that ironic
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• India
13 Sep 08
Well, hearing that brings water into my mouth. y dont u send the cake across to me. Perhaps that will prevent u from putting on soem weight.. Just kidding!! Enjoy your cake !!
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