kids are quick

United States
September 12, 2008 1:04pm CST
[b][i]Kids Are Quick TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. _________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. _________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. TEACHER: MIKE, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? MIKE: No, sir. It's the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher.[/i][/b]
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@teka44 (3425)
• Brazil
12 Sep 08
Hi kaleegirl. LOL...LOL...LOL All are very funny and I will copy it to share with my friends. Cheers and have a nice day dear.
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• United States
12 Sep 08
thank you teka have a great weekend.
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@kellys3ps (3728)
• United States
12 Sep 08
Those are funny!
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• United States
12 Sep 08
Good Morning kellys thank you for responding have a great day.
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• Canada
13 Sep 08
This sounds like a whole list of comebacks that my step-daughter Cortni would come up with. I somehow wonder if she wassn't the one who originally wrote this joke. LOL I'll have to send this along to my husband and see what he thinks. This definitely sounds like cortni's list. tehehe