What's the best joke you've ever heard?

September 23, 2008 7:40am CST
I've heard quite a few jokes (mostly rude lol) but what is your favourite joke? I heard one the other day and thought it was pretty clever. Here goes: Did you hear about the scarecrow that got a promotion? It was because he was outstanding in his field. Your turn....
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@Anne18 (11036)
24 Sep 08
The 60's. It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960. Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell."Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in.!Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?""Iced tea, please,! Fred said. Mon brought the iced tea."So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked. "Probably catch a movie, then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach..."Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him. "Really?" Fred asked, eyebrows rose."Oh yes," the mother continued. "When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!""Is that so?" asked Fred, incredulous."Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!""Well, thanks for the tip!" Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening. A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse and a hoop skirt, and with her hair in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred. Have fun, kids!" the mother said as they left. Half an hour later, a completely dishevelled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her. "Twist, Mom!" she angrily yelled to her mother in the kitchen. "It's called the Twist!"Hope you liked it, I thought it was very funny