What's your favorite...he's not....phrase

United States
September 25, 2008 8:32am CST
I always use he's not the brightest crayon in the box or he's not sharpest tool in the shed, something like that. Last night I heard a new one...he's not the coldest beer in the fridge. Anyone use any other..he's not...expressions?
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bellaofchaos
@bellaofchaos (11538)
• United States
25 Sep 08
Sorry don't have a he's not, but I do have he's about as smart at a box of rocks. LOL!!!
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MrsFairWells
@MrsFairWells (921)
• Turkey
25 Sep 08
I like that one, that's pretty funny lol...
MrsFairWells
@MrsFairWells (921)
• Turkey
25 Sep 08
LOL no, not really but I like the last one. That's too funny!