My Lot Gods, Why do you hate me so???

now picture me here! - dear my lot gods!! i am bangin my head here!!!
United States
October 4, 2008 8:31am CST
My Lot Gods, Why oh why do you hate me so??? I've done HTML codes for years and years, its a simple thing really but not on here; I only want to create and put up beautiful photo's on my profile, put banners on my profile, just basically different items of my own personal interest; I've struggled and struggled and cursed and swear'ed, til I'm near blue in the face.. You are stressing me out severely "My Lot Gods"... The three little things I Have on my profile have taken me over a time period of many trials and error's. I've written and asked this very same question before but to no avail on my profile page, I repeat I am not a silly nit by any means but yet here I feel dumber than a box of rocks...why oh why my "MY Lot Gods" do you hate me so??I'm fast losing what sanity I have left here, every day I tell myself don't worry about it, so what if everyone else on here gets their stuff on their profile pages ok, you Silly Janice are gonna continue to bang your head in frustration and nothing you try to put on your profile will work...EVER!!!! You see the photo's flash before your face and you keep telling yourself maybe this time, the My lot Gods favor will shine on me, and let "me" get my stuff on here, but no "poof" tis gone before I can even utter one vile threat, and even now while I sit here to type the page keeps moving and slowing down and acting all stupid like...UGH!!I repeat My Lot Gods, why oh why do you hate me so?? So tell me what the blue blazes is the trick to get your banners and codes to work on your profile page? What sort of magic must I prepare?? What words do I need to pray before I try again to load one stinkin thing on my page??I only want my profile page to speak about the things that I am, to say what I feel and so on...mercy me its driving me nuttier than a friggin fruitcake!!!so please please please oh Mighty "My Lot God's" shine some favor on this babbling idiot here would you please?? I feel as if I need to check myself into a padded room I've spent the better part of an hour +++++ trying to load only two pictures of copy and paste... Thanks for listening My Lot Gods! Now would somebody show me some Grace and help me out before I pull out what's left of my hair today??
2 responses
@kymommy72 (588)
• United States
4 Oct 08
Too funny!! Wonderful post. Do not feel bad my friend, I have the same problems. I surf mylot and see others with banners, pretty pictures and lovely backgrounds...my page...is bare!! I have tried over and over and over to "pretty up" my profile and...nothing. I searched out other posts on this topic, do EXACTLY as they say and...nothing. I follow the directions on the edit page and...nothing. It is enough to drive a sane person crazy. I have even tried to open up mylot on several different browsers thinking that maybe something in my Internet Explorer or Foxfire was preventing me from doing this and...nothing. Good Luck to you and if you ever do get it to work, please update the rest of us poor insane souls who work at this daily.
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• United States
4 Oct 08
OH Kymommy: YOu mean its not just me??? I was beginnging to think that it was and even after I posted, my sentences all ran together, my paragraphs disappeared into nothing but one big old silly looking post...AACckkk!!! I was beginning to think maybe it was my firefox browser or just more of that cursed luck I have...Holy cow! Yeah If I ever get it to do what its SUPPOSED TO DO...I will shout it out from the rooftops and will share it all here... it is maddening though you know?? ( banging my head) just banging my head!!!
• United States
4 Oct 08
oh sure MY LOT GODS...in that response just a minute ago YOU DO THE PARAGRAPHS!! AARRGGHHH!!!!!!!!!
@myklj999 (13882)
• Olney, Illinois
4 Oct 08
Your paragraphs ran together (I will assume) because you used the "preview post" option, am I correct? That's why I quit using it; I just use spellcheck and then hit "post response".
• United States
4 Oct 08
{{MYKlj}}, you are just BRilliant! you know I have noticed that before when I'd be in a hurry, when am I not?? I'd be in a hurry and not want to wait to do a preview and would just hit the old post a comment key and my paragraphs do usually appear in those, I've lost several BIG POSTS before and so therefore I thought well $$##@#@! if I hit the PREVIEW button maybe just MAYBE I won't lose my whole big old posts, but today its pickin on me in all things I do, I guess I really irritated the MyLot Gods for sure this time...LOL! MY BAD I KNOW! (g)!
• United States
4 Oct 08
I give up...jumbled up mess!!
@myklj999 (13882)
• Olney, Illinois
4 Oct 08
You have done something to piss them off today, haven't you? I shall sneak behind the scenes and see if I can discover who is behind this dastardly plot to rob you of your sanity...