101 ways to annoy people
By andak2007
@andak2007 (3229)
Philippines
November 2, 2008 8:48am CST
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
6 responses
@tryxiness (4544)
• Philippines
6 Nov 08
" Repeat everything someone says, as a question. " This is one of my favorite annoying tactics. 
Or when you are in a discussion just echo what the other person said and say it as if you were the first one to say it.
Or when you are in a discussion just echo what the other person said and say it as if you were the first one to say it. 1 person likes this
@andak2007 (3229)
• Philippines
6 Nov 08
you are right..that is rather annoying..if it happens to me id be so annoyed that i can shout at you!
@ravenbroom (84)
• United States
6 Nov 08
Slow down, slow down...I'm writing this all down. Okay, got it. Now who should I start with? ahhhh, let's see...kid just walked in room...be back later (maybe) Thanks for the giggles.
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@andak2007 (3229)
• Philippines
6 Nov 08
sure friend..i will just be right here waiting...and laughing.
@andak2007 (3229)
• Philippines
3 Nov 08
hehe..that is good i myself am thinking of doing those things on the list..just for the laughs..LOL
@Feona1962 (7526)
• United States
2 Nov 08
Awesome list...You wouldn't have to worry about anyone invading your space...That might be a good thing..
Just thinking about doing this would definitely get me a free ticket to the mental ward..
Thanks for sharing...
Just thinking about doing this would definitely get me a free ticket to the mental ward..
Thanks for sharing...1 person likes this
@naseefu (1607)
• India
6 Nov 08
Thanks for your discussion friend,
Another joke is here,
50th Wedding Anniversary:
At Saint Mary's Catholic Church they have a weekly husband's marriage seminar.
At a session, last week, the Priest asked Luigi, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few, minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.
Luigi replied to the assembled husbands, "Well, I've a-tried to treat-a her nice, spend the money on her, but best is that I took-a her to Italy for the 20th anniversary!"
The Priest responded, "Luigi, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary."
Luigi proudly replied, "I'm a-gonna go to get her."
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@EAStanley (2688)
• United States
2 Nov 08
*LOL* That's certainly a lot of ways to annoy people! Some of them I may do! Some of them I probably don't dare! *LOL* Thanks for the laugh this fine morning! :)
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