He is the silly one!
November 6, 2008 7:45am CST
A girl from contryside was standing on a fly-over bridge counting the floors of a high building.A swindler came up and shouted to the girl:How many floors have you counted,you are going to be fined 5 yuan for each floor.The girl said:I have counted 15floors.The girl hand over hte money.The bystander saw this and said to the girl:you are so silly.The girl said:he is the silly one,I fooled him,I have counted 18 floors.
6 Nov 08
Ha Ha Ha .. thanks for this silly joke heping12345, Here is one monkey story.. Hungry monkey: A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking it, the monkey jumps around all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did!?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table, whole!", says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the patron, he eats everything in sight. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it in his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now!?", he asks. "Now what?", responds the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that cue ball he measures everything first!" Happy postings