anything you've always wanted to do

I have allways wanted to go sky diving for 2 reasons. I feel that if there is ever a time that I need to loosen up my bowels, I would just do something that i'm terrified of doing like sky diving. Since I'm not a fan of laxatives, I figure this would be the best way to loose control of my insides. The other reason which relates to the 1st reason, would be to have the ability to be free and fly through the air, with my pants down around my ankles and sh#tting on everyone. Watch me sore throught the sky like the nasty bast@rd that I am and sh!t all over the world. Can you imagine getting out of a cab on your way to work, and just as you step out and pay your fair, a nice warm pile of crap lands right on your shoulder. then you look up only to see me soaring through the air with my pants around my ankels laughing my a$$ off! Then I'll yell at you saying "have a nice day at work you sh!t head"!