Some thoughts to share....

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December 5, 2008 7:05am CST
Good morning fellow mylotters! I received this as an email, but I wanted to share this with all of you as these are some thoughts for you all to think about...... How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'.. but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going? Once you're in heaven do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares why is there a stupid song about him? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut why can't he fix a hole in a boat? If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons? Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? .... ...... ......... ........... .............. ................... ....................... ............................ ................................. ........................................ ............................................ Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you but when you take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the window?
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@urbandekay (18312)
5 Dec 08
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat? For frozen bread of course. all the best urban
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• United States
5 Dec 08
I use the microwave to thaw frozen bread
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@urbandekay (18312)
5 Dec 08
Toasters were invented before microslaves all the best urban
5 Dec 08
You really, really made me think of these questions. Hehehe I can't stop laughing now I need somebody to stop me, oh thanked God I managed to stop it. Yes, you're right the alphabet song and the twinkle twinkle little star have the same tune, you made me sing then. It's a good posting it made me think and laugh at the same times ohh what a fun! Have a great day!
• United States
5 Dec 08
Hehehe! Glad you enjoyed it. My husband got this in his email first and he was reading it out loud to me. When he got to the question about the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star, he stopped reading it and we both started singing them together. Then he read the next question which asked why we tried to sing those songs. We both laughed our butts off especially there, lol! I just had to share it so I asked him to forward it to my email so I could post it here. hehehe!
@AmbiePam (49565)
• United States
5 Dec 08
Hmmm...Now that you mention it I would really like to know why Twinkle Twinkle Little Star has the same tune as the Alphabet song. Or the other way around. I guess Twinkle Twinkle Little Star came first. Kind of like the chicken and the egg situation.
• United States
5 Dec 08
Hehehehe!