Funny T'shirt Slogans!!!!!

India
December 6, 2008 3:09am CST
I get always excited when i read some funny slogans on some ones t'shirt it automatically brings a smile to my face...here are some of them:- "I get Enough exercise just pushing my luck" "This is not the life i ordered" "Nobody is perfect i am nobody" "Life is sexually transmitted" If you have come accross such funny t'shirt slogans plz share here...
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• India
6 Dec 08
Here are some for u.... I AM LOST, TAKE ME HOME WIT U!!! I M NOT SMILING AT U, I M JUST TRYING NOT TO LAUGH!! I HAVE A FACE TOO...(Girls) SORRY IF I LOOK INTERESTED, OBVIOUSLY I M NOT MY GIRL FRIEND ASKED ME TO BE MORE AFFECTIONATE, SO I HAVE 2 NOW!!!
• India
6 Dec 08
Good ones... I remember one more on a girls t'shirt on the front... "I WISH THESE WERE BRAINS" :-)
• India
6 Dec 08
How sick u guys are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
• India
6 Dec 08
HAHAHa ... it was the girl wearing the t'shirt...i was just checking out whats written on it.:-)
@savak03 (6681)
• United States
6 Dec 08
I don't know if you would consider this one funny or not. And in fact I've never seen it on a tee shirt but I've always wanted to have one made with this phrase. "Unreasonable people make life soooo difficult."
• India
6 Dec 08
Does it someway reflect your personality?
@savak03 (6681)
• United States
6 Dec 08
Ummm probably. I have always considered myself a reasonable person. I'm willing to listen to others point of view and I never try to force anyone to see things my way although I will try to reason with them. So it does irritate me when others are unreasonable.
• India
6 Dec 08
you have a good attitude ... but for some people reason or logic doesnt work(especially women) they are driven by emotions and trust..ho do you handle such people or situations?
@Ya_its_Me (118)
• India
5 Jan 09
SATURDAY NIGHT FULL TIGHT FCUK - Reading from far it will seem to be C replacing U and U replacing C
• India
5 Jan 09
ya FCUK is actually a company named French Connections United Kingdom.:-)
• India
5 Jan 09
But buddy i am very sure that FCUK didnt ment the company...
@zhuhuifen46 (3486)
• China
26 Dec 08
It is nothing surprising to see T shirts with slogans, but mind that you know what is meant by the slogan. Quite often, the slogan is in a language we do not know. Better ask for the meaning before you wear it. Once I heard a joke that a girl wore a T shirt with "Follow Me" at the back, and she was followed by a couple of guys who ... Maybe it is only a joke, but it does need second thought especially when you are travelling in a country which you are not familiar with.
• India
26 Dec 08
ya thats very much possible...well avoid wearing anything that has something scribled in it which is greek and latin for you..:-)
@munhozmib (3857)
• Sao Paulo, Brazil
8 Dec 08
Hello, maverickwarrior. I have seen some T-shirt with slogans already. The sentences you have added there are funny, but they don't seem to match T-shirts. But they are still funny. I have seen a T-shirt in which was written: "He is gay -". And the arrow pointed to nowhere. But then the guy went to take a picture in a group of people, and the arrow actually was pointing to a guy by his side. It was fun! The last sentence you put in one of the responses was fun! "I love animals. They are so tasty!". I liked that T-shirt! Respectfully, Munhozmib.
• India
8 Dec 08
hi munhozmib, i liked the he's gay t'shirt..hahaha...i will get that done on one of my t'shirts :-)..thanks for your comment..
@maclanis (1567)
• Belgium
6 Dec 08
I always love the "I'm with stupid"-t-shirts. ^^ I once saw this one that said "will scratch my butt for food"!
• India
6 Dec 08
Hahaha ...."will scratch my butt for food"... its hillarious...
@tessah (6621)
• United States
6 Jan 09
i think my favorite ive seen is "Dyslexic Devil Worshippers Sell Their Souls To Santa"
@se7enthbird (8328)
• Philippines
8 Dec 08
there's a funny t-shirt it says "i am not gay" and at the back it says "but my boyfriend is"..... it was my wife who saw that and we are laughing so hard when she told me about it. i gave my mom a tshirt saying " I AM RETIRED, this is as dressed up as i can get." she finds it really very funny. and for me the funniest so far i saw was.... SECRET AGENT: this is my disguise. har har har