Things That Make You Go..........HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

@sconibear (8011)
United States
December 12, 2008 8:26am CST
Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. ________________________________ Only in America.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. ________________________________ Only in America.....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. ________________________________ Only in America.....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. ________________________________ Only in America.......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. _______________________________ Only in America.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. ________________________________ EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? _______________________________ Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? _______________________________ Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? _______________________________ Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? _______________________________ Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? _______________________________ Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? _______________________________ Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? ________________________________ Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? _______________________________ Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? _______________________________ Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? _______________________________ Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? ________________________________ You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! ________________________________ Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? _______________________________ Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? ________________________________ If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? ________________________________ If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? ________________________________ what do you think of that........anything to add???
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@bunnybon7 (37984)
• Holiday, Florida
12 Dec 08
i think you pretty much covered it but maybe ask Sienfeld or Gallager if you need more
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@sconibear (8011)
• United States
12 Dec 08
yup, a friend sent me this in an email....but it does sound like something Seinfeld or Gallager would talk about.
@nadooa247 (1096)
• United States
13 Dec 08
Only in America would the sick have to wait at times up to an hour but a pizza is guaranteed to get there in under 30 minutes =P There are a lot more of those lol... some did make me smile a bit ;) Well thanks for sharing this ;) I myself read most of these in email forwards but some were new to me =)
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@Opal26 (17690)
• United States
13 Dec 08
Hey sconi! Those were hilarious! I was lmaool! Where did you get those from? Not only were they so friggen funny, but they all made perfect sense too! Every single one of them were right! They all make you wonder "why" are they called "that"? And some of them are really questions that I have asked myself! Especially the one about sterilizing the needle for lethal injections! That one always seemed to amaze me! And I like the one about chaining the friggen pens in the bank! Why do they? Absolutely incredible discussion! I vote it one of mylots "top discussions of the year"! We should have a category like that! I think I am going to start a discussion about that right now! It's my idea, so don't anyone try to steal it! I'm starting now!
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