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Aspirin Overdose Jane calls the doctor in a panic."Doctor, doctor! My little Jimmy swallowed a doze aspirin. What should I do?" The doctor asks Jane,"Are you sure it was a dozen?" The frantic mother says,"Absolutely! Doctor, I'm scared to death!" The doctor tells the mother, "calm down. Is little Jimmy crying?" Jane says "No." "Is he sleeping?" asks the doctor. "No." says Jimmy's mom The doctor goes on with routine questions, "Is his colorfunny?" Again Jane says "No." "Did Jimmy throw up?" asks the methodical doctor. "No." says the worried mom, "But I'm so scared. All that aspirin.....shouldn't I do something?" To which the doctor says,"Try giving him a headache."